How to Be a Baby . . . by Me, the Big Sister-Fast Shipping

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The New York Times praised this best-selling picture book as “adorable, original, well-illustrated and fabulous.” In this first book in the How-To Series (which includes How To Get Married and How to Get a Job), the know-it-all big sister narrator tells it like it is: When you’re ababy you don’t read books. You eat them. You don’t know how old you are, or evenif you’re a boy or a girl. And you have to keep a special plug in your mouth to stopyour scream from coming out. But one day, you won’t be little anymore, and then you’llbe taller and smarter, and actually quite clever. Like the narrator. And you’ll beable to share memories of what it was like when you were little with your incredibleBig Sister.